So, once, I had a big crush on Lucas Brower
For those of you not in the know, Lucas was Ned from Rooney’s younger brother and he was their tech and he was cute and had cute, curly hair like Ned but he was a bit more scruffy and not so model-hot, but I loved him all the same.
The last time I saw him was years ago, and it was outside the Troubadour, and I told him that I thought he was cute, and he kind of stopped and looked at me and said “I think you’re cute, too,” and smiled. And then he moved to Panama (no, really, he moved to Panama) to sell real estate and now he’s married to a fashion designer and they have three places and sell real estate in Panama and organic food in Texas.
THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO LIVE.
